( sorry you have to see this even as a blind dude. )
๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐ ๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐ santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐ santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐ ๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐ coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
( if it reads all the emojis and the text, like TTS, my condolences. )
๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐ ๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐ santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐ santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐ ๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐ coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected in their vision:
Dear Shion,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things for you in the coming here. Make sure you don't disappoint.
That's right. I imagine the implant repeats the words twice because of the actual word and the little icons, hence the confusion it might have caused prior.
Based on what I've read about the traditions of this world, Santa seems to be a figure who delivers presents to children by crawling into vents. We normally call those intruders, but I suppose it's part of the tradition.
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@hunter, (nsfw) text
๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐ ๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐ santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐ santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐ ๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐ coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
( if it reads all the emojis and the text, like TTS, my condolences. )
@snowmoon
[ ah ... second time? ]
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[ that's it, that's the message ]
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[ jing yuan why ]
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Perhaps I can be of assistance.
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[ i'm sorry bud ]
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I'm certain it was sent correctly.
[ kafka does it count if there's an error??? ]
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Oh, no.
I just thought it'd be fun.
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( there are so, so many more things wrong about this. )
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[ press x to doubt ]
It's all a bit incomprehensible to me I'm afraid.
DELIVERY
Dear Shion,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things for you in the coming here. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find an audiobook full of dad jokes.]
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Shall I send it again and see if it's properly conveyed this time?
[ do we risk this? do we truly risk this, shion ]
gift!
Merry Christmas and good luck in the New Year! - Yuji Itadori. ]
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[ Please don't make him listen to all that again. ]
I'm given to understand that at least some of it is descriptions of little pictures?
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I imagine the implant repeats the words twice because of the actual word and the little icons, hence the confusion it might have caused prior.
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[ If he lists all the things that confused him they'll be here all day. ]
I take it this was a joke?
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A joke, yes. And a message meant to be spread around, from the looks of it.
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Ah. Memes.
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We normally call those intruders, but I suppose it's part of the tradition.
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[ One question down, only a million left to go. ]
Well I appreciate being thought of, at least.
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