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CHARACTER NAME

Shion

CIVILIAN NAME

Yayuda Kinshi

TEAM

Everlight

HOUSING NUMBER

003

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@snowmoon

[eepy]

👅💦👨🏻FELIZ NAVIDADDY 👨🏻👅💦🧑‍🎄⁉️ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED ⁉️ 🎄today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING 😩 and encourage his second 💦 🧑‍🎄prepare to be FILLED 😩 with holiday cheer😉 you’ve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF 🧝🏼‍♂️ but get ready to REARRANGE HER 🤶🏽😵‍💫 UNDER THE MANGER 🐪🍃👅 santa’s got a BIG 😮 SWEET 🍭STICKY 💧🍯 CANDY CANE 🍬to put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town 🏘️ but he’s also PENETRATING 👉🏼👌🏼the CHIMNEY 🕳️ 💨 and CUMMING ON ME ☃️ so don’t come a KNOCKIN 🤰🏻if the sleighs a ROCKIN 🛷😩 if you’ve got the cookie 🍪👅 santa’s got the MILK 🍼💦 and santa is HUNG 🍆‼️like the ornaments ‼️on your tree 🎄❓SO ASK YOURSELF ❓will you be TOPPING 😜👆🏼your tree this year or BOTTOMING? 😋 👇🏼 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES 🧝🏼‍♀️🧝🏼‍♂️👅 to receive a WHITE 🍼💦 christmas 😩🧑‍🎄 if you don’t get 1️⃣0️⃣ back get ready for santa’s 👅🪨ROCK HARD🪨👅 coal 😵‍💫

[ ah ... second time? ]

[blindspotting]

Has this broken....

[ jing yuan why ]

[eepy]

Oh?

[ i'm sorry bud ]

[blindspotting]

I don't understand what is happening. It just keeps reading odd messages.

[eepy]

How is the message being read?
I'm certain it was sent correctly.

[ kafka does it count if there's an error??? ]

[blindspotting]

None of those words make any sense. Could it have gotten [ wait he knows this one ] glitched?

[eepy]

Hm, I don't recall receiving it with errors.
Shall I send it again and see if it's properly conveyed this time?

[ do we risk this? do we truly risk this, shion ]

[blindspotting]

Perhaps not.

[ Please don't make him listen to all that again. ]

I'm given to understand that at least some of it is descriptions of little pictures?

[eepy]

That's right.
I imagine the implant repeats the words twice because of the actual word and the little icons, hence the confusion it might have caused prior.

[blindspotting]

One reason, at least.

[ If he lists all the things that confused him they'll be here all day. ]

I take it this was a joke?

[eepy]

At least?

A joke, yes. And a message meant to be spread around, from the looks of it.

[blindspotting]

I meant it when I said none of it makes any sense to me. What is a santa?
Ah. Memes.

[eepy]

Based on what I've read about the traditions of this world, Santa seems to be a figure who delivers presents to children by crawling into vents.
We normally call those intruders, but I suppose it's part of the tradition.

[blindspotting]

I see.

[ One question down, only a million left to go. ]

Well I appreciate being thought of, at least.

[eepy]

Haha, we can only hope that the old ones are considered as well by this Santa person.

[blindspotting]

Was there a present you wanted? Or just the principle of the thing.

[eepy]

The principle of the thing. Who doesn't wish to receive a present, after all?

[blindspotting]

Admittedly I am a bit skeptical of this particular gift giver. But I suppose there is a lot to learn.

[eepy]

Your skepticism is valid. One breaking into another's home to leave a present undetected is rather strange, no?

[blindspotting]

Extremely. And this is a holiday tradition?