( sorry you have to see this even as a blind dude. )
๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐ ๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐ santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐ santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐ ๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐ coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
( if it reads all the emojis and the text, like TTS, my condolences. )
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@hunter, (nsfw) text
๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ปFELIZ NAVIDADDY ๐จ๐ป๐ ๐ฆ๐งโ๐โ๏ธARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR JINGLE BALLS ROCKED โ๏ธ ๐today we celebrate jesus first CUMMING ๐ฉ and encourage his second ๐ฆ ๐งโ๐prepare to be FILLED ๐ฉ with holiday cheer๐ youโve heard of ELF ON THE SHELF ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ but get ready to REARRANGE HER ๐คถ๐ฝ๐ตโ๐ซ UNDER THE MANGER ๐ช๐๐ santaโs got a BIG ๐ฎ SWEET ๐ญSTICKY ๐ง๐ฏ CANDY CANE ๐ฌto put under your tree not only is santa claus coming to town ๐๏ธ but heโs also PENETRATING ๐๐ผ๐๐ผthe CHIMNEY ๐ณ๏ธ ๐จ and CUMMING ON ME โ๏ธ so donโt come a KNOCKIN ๐คฐ๐ปif the sleighs a ROCKIN ๐ท๐ฉ if youโve got the cookie ๐ช๐ santaโs got the MILK ๐ผ๐ฆ and santa is HUNG ๐โผ๏ธlike the ornaments โผ๏ธon your tree ๐โSO ASK YOURSELF โwill you be TOPPING ๐๐๐ผyour tree this year or BOTTOMING? ๐ ๐๐ผ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your SLUTTIEST ELVES ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ to receive a WHITE ๐ผ๐ฆ christmas ๐ฉ๐งโ๐ if you donโt get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back get ready for santaโs ๐ ๐ชจROCK HARD๐ชจ๐ coal ๐ตโ๐ซ
( if it reads all the emojis and the text, like TTS, my condolences. )
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Perhaps I can be of assistance.
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Oh, no.
I just thought it'd be fun.
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( there are so, so many more things wrong about this. )
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It's all a bit incomprehensible to me I'm afraid.